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AMV time edit 1 plus stereotypes

Sun Dec 14, 2008, 9:26 PM
yes, I know this is an insanely long journal!!!!


stereotypes, i am involved in a LOT of them because im different.

the >>>> ones involve me.

>>>>I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
>>>>I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
>>>>I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
>>>>I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
>>>I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
>>>>I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
>>>>I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
>>>>I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
>>>>I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
>>>>I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
>>>>I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
>>>>I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
>>>>I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
>>>>I'VE DYE MY HAIR, so I MUST be looking for attention.
>>>>I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
>>>>I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
>>>>I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
>>>>I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
>>>>I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
>>>>I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
>>>>I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
>>>>I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
>>>>I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude and eat snails.
I'm GREEK, so i MUST have a huge family.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
>>>>I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
>>>>I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
>>>>I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
>>>>I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
>>>>I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
>>>>I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
>>>>I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
>>>>I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
>>>>I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
>>>>I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
>>>>I hang out with drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
>>>>>I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
>>>>I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
>>>>I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
>>>>I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
>>>>I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
>>>>I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
>>>>I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
>>>>I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
>>>>I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
>>>>I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
>>>>I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
>>>>I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have red hair and wear kilts.
>>>>I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
>>>>I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
>>>>I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
>>>>I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
>>>>I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
>>>>I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
>>>>I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
>>>>I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
>>>>I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
>>>>I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
>>>>I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
>>>>I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
>>>>I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
>>>>I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
>>>>I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
>>>>I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
>>>>I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
>>>>I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
>>>>I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
>>>>I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
>>>>I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be a bible thumper.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times(WTF is a "Renfaire?")
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
>>>>I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
>>>>I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
>>>>I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
>>>>I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
>>>>I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
>>>>I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
>>>>I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist











GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I told you I'd be doing another amv with you guys, so here it is!!!

here's the old one [link]
and here's the new song [link]

what this even is??? I put together an amv a few months ago with pictures you guys made for it and thank you sooo much! I'm hopeing for an even bigger success than the previous one!

what's going on??? the lyrics below are numbered. pick a number(or numbers) and draw a picture for it. ANY ANIME art not just avatar this time!!!!

WHEN'S THE DEADALINE??????? the deadline is the 1st of january^^ (new year's day) if you need to contact me to bump it a bit later, please do so

here's the lyrics:D


(1)You ready?! Let's go! :icontylee-fan:
(2)Yeah, for those of you that want to know what (3)we're all about
(4)It's like this y'all (c'mon!)


(5)This is ten percent luck, :iconmomosportif:
(6)twenty percent skill :iconbendwater88:
(7)Fifteen percent concentrated power of will :iconbendwater88:
(8)Five percent pleasure, :icongreeendude:
(9)fifty percent pain :iconbjmac:
(10)And a hundred percent reason:iconmomosportif:
(11) to remember the name!:iconmomosportif:

(12)Mike! - He doesn't need his name up in lights
(13)He just wants to be heard
(14)whether it's the beat or the mic
(15)He feels so unlike everybody else, alone
(16)In spite of the fact that some people still (17)think that they know him
(18)But screw em, he knows the code
(19)It's not about the salary
(20)It's all about reality and making some noise
(21)Making the story -
(22)making sure his clique stays up
(23)That means when he puts it down
(24)Tak's picking it up! Let's go!

(25)Who the heck is he anyway?
(26)He never really talks much
(27)Never concerned with status :iconearthfeeler:
(28)but still leaving them star struck :iconblackbirdrose:
(29)Humbled through opportunities
(30)given despite the fact
(31)That many misjudge him because
(32)he makes a living from writing raps
(33)Put it together himself,
(34)now the picture connects
(35)Never asking for someone's help, :iconzephyr-kaze:
(36)or to get some respect :iconcaxsry14:
(37)He's only focused on what he wrote,
(38)his will is beyond reach
(39)And now it all unfolds,
(40)the skill of an artist :iconbecka-boo:

(41)This is twenty percent skill
(42)Eighty percent beer
(43)Be a hundred percent clear cause Ryu is ill
(44)Who would've thought that he'd be the one to (45)set the west in flames :iconabbie-wabbie:
(46)And I heard him wreck it with The Crystal
(47)Method, "Name Of The Game"
(48)Came back dropped Megadef, took em to church
(49)I like bleach man,
(50)why you had the stupidest verse?
(51)This dude is the truth,
(52)now everybody's giving him guest spots
(53)His stock's through the roof
(54)I heard he's screwin' with S. Dot!

(55)This is ten percent luck,
(56)twenty percent skill
(57)Fifteen percent concentrated power of will :icongreeendude:
(58)Five percent pleasure, :iconsushizuzoru:
(59)fifty percent pain :iconcaxsry14:
(60)And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!:iconmomosportif:

(61)They call him Ryu, he's sick
(62)And he's spitting fire :iconimrose:
(63)And mike got him out the dryer he's hot
(64)Found him in Fort Minor with Tak
(65)What a screwin' nihilist porcupine:iconmomosportif:
(66)He's a prick, he's a cock :icondragonstar10:
(67)The type woman want to be with, :iconmomosportif:
(68)and rappers hope he get shot:iconmomosportif:
(69)Eight years in the making,
(70)patiently waiting to blow
(71)Now the record with Shinoda's takin over the globe
(72)He's got a partner in crime, :iconsushizuzoru:
(73)his crap is equally dope
(74)You wont believe the kind of crap that comes out of this kid's throat

(75)Tak! - He's not your everyday on the block
(76)He knows how to work with what he's got
(77)Making his way to the top
(78)He often gets a comment on his name
(79)People keep asking him was it given at birth
(80)Or does it stand for an acronym?
(81)No he's living proof,
(82)got him rocking the booth
(83)He'll get you buzzing quicker than a shot of vodka with juice
(84)Him and his crew are known around as one of the best:iconmomosportif:
(85)Dedicated to what they do and give a hundred percent:iconmomosportif:

(86)Forget Mike - Nobody really knows how or why he works so hard
(87)It seems like he's never got time
(88)Because he writes every note and he writes every line
(89)And I've seen him at work when that light goes on in his mind :iconaftertaster7:
(90)It's like a design is written in his head every time:iconmomosportif:
(91)Before he even touches a key or speaks in a rhyme
(92)And those motherfreakers he runs with,
(93)The kids that he signed?
(94)Ridiculous, without even trying,
(95)How do they do it?!

(96)This is ten percent luck,
(97)twenty percent skill
(98)Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
(99)Five percent pleasure, :icontylee-fan:
(100)fifty percent pain :iconaftertaster7:
(101)And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!:iconmomosportif:

(102)This is ten percent luck,
(103)twenty percent skill
(104)Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
(105)Five percent pleasure, :icondraconeo:
(106)fifty percent pain :icondraconeo:
(107)And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!


(108)Yeah! Fort Minor
(109)M. Shinoda - Styles of Beyond
(110)Ryu! Takbir! Machine Shop!




OH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OVER 110 LINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's crazy!!!! well, I REALLY hope people sign up for thisXD. please tell ALL your friends about it and ask them to join!!!!!!! it'll be great if each line is claimed this time:D HAVE AT IT!!!!!!!!!






clubs
:iconavatar-tla-club: :iconavatarcouples: :iconavatard-directory: :iconazula-fans: :iconfanart-beat: :iconsokklashippersunite: :iconwater-tribe: :iconavatards-anonymous: :iconundecidedsxofxavatar: :iconavatar-grlz:


friends

:iconkungpow333: :iconmizsweet: :iconcrazyfirebender: :icondrisela: :iconevilddragonqueen: :iconfoxysuji: :iconirrel: :iconjunemandi: :iconkateison: :iconkornari: :iconmizzliz: :iconrufftoon: :iconswan-swan: :icontempest-in-blue: :iconvetorswest: :iconwurf: :iconzukossoul: :iconzutara-shewolf777: :icontotalrandomness: :iconaliwildgoose: :iconisaia: :iconekormekolindo: :iconavatarida: :iconcutielicous4ever: :iconinsanityblob: :iconkathytachan: :iconkenshinoro87: :iconmarazula: :iconmlee0096: :iconmoonlightuser: :iconreddarknessdragon: :iconrobotpirateninja007: :iconaiko-frikki: :iconamuria: :iconcarrinth: :iconpat-mcmichael: :iconsractheninja: :iconzimmay: :iconrenoa: :iconsora-ko: :iconramy: :iconzeiva: :iconshavera: :iconprincess-of-shadows: :iconhybridgothica: :iconxlostpridex: :iconbunnigeisha:

real life friends:
:iconteddylupinlover: :iconearthbenderat16::iconbella2: :iconwolfwonder10: :iconremuslupinlover: :iconsora122993::iconemharp93: :iconth31yamanb3calln: :iconvampirelover94: :iconciciliaemovampire: :iconjapfreak1: :iconcnbkitty94: :icon1800biteme: :iconbigoth:

  • Mood: Overwhelmed
  • Listening to: remember the name
  • Reading: blue genes
  • Watching: twilight
  • Eating: FOOD
  • Drinking: your soda

Devious Comments

love 0 0 joy 4 4 wow 1 1 mad 0 0 sad 0 0 fear 0 0 neutral 0 0
:icongreeendude:
WOW!!I LOVE THAT SONG!!!>-<
count me in!:w00t:

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“ow. Stupid invisible jet”-Gar
I :heart: green
:icq::teamwork::w00t::doh::dead::frog::love::greetings::shakefist::sneeze::runnynose::shamrock:::wow::burp::abduction:
:iconzukocats22:
thanks!!! what line(s) do you want???

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"you dream of the end, to start all over again" -tokio hotel don't jump
I told you just to blame bob!
:icongreeendude:
(8)Five percent pleasure:D
oh and i was wondering.... could i do two pics for one line... like 15% concentrated power of will?

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:cling: BBXRAE/KATAANG:date:

“ow. Stupid invisible jet”-Gar
I :heart: green
:icq::teamwork::w00t::doh::dead::frog::love::greetings::shakefist::sneeze::runnynose::shamrock:::wow::burp::abduction:
:iconsushizuzoru:
Line 58 please. I'm sure I can draw something on time this time!

8DDDD

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I say, Luke, this gluttonus blob of strange pink compound reminds me of a wonderful puzzle!
:iconzukocats22:
okies!!!! you're signed up, thank you sooooo much!!!!!

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"you dream of the end, to start all over again" -tokio hotel don't jump
I told you just to blame bob!
:iconzukocats22:
ok, you're signed up^^
sure, do you want me to go ahead and sign you up for another one?

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"you dream of the end, to start all over again" -tokio hotel don't jump
I told you just to blame bob!
:iconsushizuzoru:
Welcome~

^^

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I say, Luke, this gluttonus blob of strange pink compound reminds me of a wonderful puzzle!
:iconaftertaster7:
This is quite an ambitious goal you have set forth to acheive. I mean, that's alot of pictures to make/use.

What kind of pictures are you looking for exactly?

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TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT, BUT THREE LEFTS DO!
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"SoCiEtY, oPeN yOuR bRaIn MoUtHs AnD lEt In My MiNd F***...":D
:iconzukocats22:
lol thanks, I didn't know there were quite this many when I promised to use this songXD

any anime pictures of your own anime or fanart that would fit with the lines

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"you dream of the end, to start all over again" -tokio hotel don't jump
I told you just to blame bob!
:iconaftertaster7:
Well, since you had the guts to ask a complete stranger over the internet for aid; I could do one or two.

I think I'll go with #89 and then either 9,59,100,or 106 since they are all the same. Whichever one you think mine would be most sutable.

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And now for something completely different...Goodnight everybody!
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TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT, BUT THREE LEFTS DO!
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"SoCiEtY, oPeN yOuR bRaIn MoUtHs AnD lEt In My MiNd F***...":D

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